I Don't Expect Magnet
Best witty accent for those who appreciate a sarcastic home aesthetic.
This marble magnet brings a sharp, sarcastic edge to your kitchen decor without sacrificing utility. While the humor is the obvious draw, the industrial-strength neodymium backing ensures it actually holds your important notes rather than just sliding down the fridge door.
$6.00
at
Paisley & Parsley
Who it's for
- Gift-givers looking for affordable, witty stocking stuffers
- Decorators seeking unique, conversation-starting kitchen accents
- Minimalists who appreciate ironic or conceptual design statements
Who should skip it
- People requiring durable magnets for high-traffic environments
- Users needing to secure multiple documents or heavy items
- Buyers prioritizing high-performance utility over artistic novelty
Performance breakdown
Magnetic holding power
Neodymium disc ensures a rock-solid grip on any metallic surface.
Material durability
Solid marble construction offers a premium, heavy-duty feel.
Design wit
The cheeky quote adds instant personality to any kitchen space.
Surface footprint
Compact two-inch square profile fits perfectly on crowded fridge doors.
Build quality
American-made craftsmanship ensures a refined finish and long-term reliability.
Visual impact
Minimalist aesthetic allows the humorous text to stand out clearly.
Key Specs
Dimensions
2" x 2"
Material
Marble, Resin
Magnet Type
Neodymium disc magnet
SKU
PS-104-3
Width
50.8 mm
Height
50.8 mm
Country of Origin
USA
Pack Quantity
1
Recommended Age Range
Adult
Theme
Quotes and Sayings
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