Welcome to the Shitshow Napkins
Best party accessory for hosts with a bold, irreverent sense of humor.
These vibrant napkins trade formal elegance for a much-needed dose of self-aware humor. While they won't win any points for subtlety, their eco-conscious, three-ply construction ensures they can actually handle the spills that come with a chaotic party.
$9.95
Who it's for
- Hosts wanting to set a relaxed, humorous party tone
- Gift-givers shopping for friends with a dark sense of humor
- Entertainers needing functional supplies with a personality
Who should skip it
- Hosts planning formal dinners or conservative family gatherings
- Budget-conscious shoppers preferring bulk-priced paper goods
- Eco-conscious consumers prioritizing sustainable or reusable options
Performance breakdown
Conversation Starter Potential
The bold, irreverent messaging guarantees a reaction from every party guest.
Absorbency and Durability
The 3-ply construction handles spills and condensation with reliable structural integrity.
Visual Impact
Vibrant pink hues provide a high-contrast pop for any tabletop aesthetic.
Sustainability Profile
Biodegradable, chlorine-free materials offer a guilt-free cleanup for eco-conscious hosts.
Print Quality
Crisp white ink remains legible and sharp against the saturated background.
Event Versatility
Best suited for casual gatherings where humor outweighs formal dining requirements.
Key Specs
Quantity
Set of 20 napkins
Size (Folded)
5 x 5 inches
Size (Unfolded)
10 x 10 inches
Ply Count
3-Ply
Napkin Color
Pink
Ink Color
White
Material
Standard Paper
Shape
Square
Edge Design
Straight
Texture Finish
Smooth
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