Funny Christmas Cocktail Napkins - Merry Xmas B*tches
Best festive accessory for hosts with a bold sense of humor.
These napkins trade traditional holiday elegance for a sharp, irreverent sense of humor that instantly breaks the ice at any gathering. They are the perfect low-effort way to inject some personality into your party decor while keeping cleanup blissfully simple.
$8.00
Who it's for
- Hosts looking to spark humor at adult holiday gatherings
- Party planners seeking distinct and memorable festive decor
- Entertainers wanting quick cleanup for cocktail service
Who should skip it
- Hosts planning family-friendly or professional holiday events
- Budget-conscious shoppers preferring bulk-priced paper goods
- Users requiring high-absorbency napkins for heavy-duty spills
Performance breakdown
Humor Impact
Edgy messaging guarantees a memorable reaction from holiday party guests.
Absorbency Level
Three-ply construction handles standard cocktail spills with reliable efficiency.
Giftability
Perfectly packaged as a cheeky, low-stakes present for holiday hosts.
Material Softness
Standard paper texture provides a functional feel without sacrificing durability.
Cleanup Convenience
Disposable design ensures zero post-party stress for the busy host.
Design Aesthetic
Bold typography makes these a standout decorative element for tabletops.
Key Specs
Quantity
20 count
Ply
3 ply
Dimensions
5" x 5"
Shape
Square
Pattern
Text/Graphic
Category
Cocktail Napkins
Material
Standard Paper
Edge Design
Die-Cut
Texture Finish
Soft Touch
Absorbency Level
High Absorbency
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