Funny Christmas Cocktail Napkins - Christmas Calories Don't Count
Best festive accessory for holiday party hosts and gift-givers.
These napkins provide a cheeky, guilt-free pass for your holiday indulgence while keeping cleanup blissfully simple. They won't replace high-end linens, but they offer the perfect low-maintenance charm for keeping guests entertained and your surfaces protected during the season's busiest gatherings.
$3.90
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Who it's for
- Gift-givers looking for relatable holiday party favors
- Hosts wanting to spark conversation and festive cheer
- Entertainers seeking effortless post-party cleanup
Who should skip it
- Budget-conscious shoppers preferring bulk-priced essentials
- People needing heavy-duty napkins for major spills
- Hosts planning formal or conservative holiday gatherings
Performance breakdown
Absorbency capacity
Three-ply construction handles cocktail spills and appetizer messes with ease.
Festive appeal
The humorous holiday messaging serves as an instant conversation starter.
Material softness
Standard paper texture provides a comfortable feel for guest use.
Giftability
A charming, low-stakes choice for a thoughtful holiday hostess present.
Cleanup efficiency
Disposable design ensures post-party tidying is quick and stress-free.
Print quality
Graphic text remains crisp and legible against the festive background.
Key Specs
Quantity
20 count
Ply
3-Ply
Dimensions
5" x 5" (folded)
Type
Cocktail Napkins
Material
Virgin Pulp
Pattern
Holiday Themed
Edge Design
Straight
Print Type
Graphic Print
Texture Finish
Soft Touch
Care Instructions
Disposable
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