Please Stop Talking - Cocktail Napkins
Best witty accessory for hosts who appreciate a humorous social boundary.
These napkins serve as the ultimate social filter for the host who values a quiet room over polite small talk. While they trade subtlety for a blunt, humorous message, the durable 3-ply construction ensures they remain a functional, high-quality staple for any lively gathering.
$8.75
at
Chez Gagné (official store)
Who it's for
- Hosts wanting an immediate icebreaker for their next party
- Gift-givers searching for affordable, personality-driven presents
- Entertainers looking to add irreverent flair to their tablescape
Who should skip it
- Budget-conscious buyers preferring bulk, unprinted paper goods
- Hosts planning formal events or gatherings with sensitive guests
- Shoppers needing versatile napkins for a wide range of occasions
Performance breakdown
Humor Impact
The cheeky messaging serves as an instant icebreaker for any gathering.
Material Durability
Sturdy 3-ply construction handles spills and condensation with reliable ease.
Visual Contrast
Crisp white typography pops beautifully against the vibrant Caribbean Blue background.
Party Utility
Standard cocktail sizing makes these a versatile choice for any drinkware.
Set Quantity
Twenty napkins per pack is sufficient for intimate gatherings, not large parties.
Surface Texture
Smooth finish provides a clean, modern aesthetic for sophisticated hosting setups.
Key Specs
Material
Virgin Pulp Paper
Ply Count
3 Ply
Color
Caribbean Blue
Printing Color
White
Quantity
20 napkins per set
Size (Folded)
5 x 5 inches
Size (Unfolded)
10 x 10 inches
Shape
Square
Edge Design
Straight
Texture Finish
Smooth
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