I Fucking Love You - Candle
Best humorous gift for partners with a playful sense of humor.
This hand-poured soy candle trades traditional floral notes for a sharp, playful Pomegranate Champagne scent. It is a bold way to skip the greeting card aisle, offering a clean, forty-hour burn that balances genuine affection with a much-needed sense of humor.
$16.99
at
The Feral Market
Who it's for
- Gift-givers seeking a memorable, humorous gesture for close friends
- Fragrance lovers prioritizing clean-burning, high-quality soy wax blends
- Partners wanting to express affection through non-traditional, authentic humor
Who should skip it
- Budget-conscious buyers looking for standard, mass-market candle pricing
- Shoppers prioritizing specific scent profiles over novelty packaging
- Shoppers needing gifts for conservative or professional environments
Performance breakdown
Burn Longevity
Forty hours of burn time provides substantial value for the size.
Scent Profile
Pomegranate champagne offers a sophisticated, festive twist on standard citrus notes.
Cleanliness
Pure soy wax ensures a soot-free experience for your living space.
Giftability
The bold, humorous label makes this an instant hit for gifting.
Design Aesthetic
Minimalist dye-free composition fits seamlessly into any modern home decor.
Practicality
The lack of a lid makes dust protection and storage slightly inconvenient.
Key Specs
Net Weight
6.5 oz.
Wax Material
100% soy wax
Approximate Burn Time
40 hours
Paraffin Free
Yes
Manufacturer
Whiskey River Soap Co.
Scent
Pomegranate Champagne
Has Lid
No
Ingredient Feature
Dye Free
Burn Time
40 hours
Wax Type
Soy
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